Got a Map?

Ladies and gentleman, I'm afraid I'm the bearer of terrible news. Alright, this actually isn´t news to anyone, but there is no way on earth that I would let this one slide:

GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE VILLAGE IDIOT.

Village, you ask? Yes, village. This is, after all, the way he treats the world. It´s his little town, he´s the big sheriff and his word is the law. As for the "idiot" part, I assume that nobody needs to ask. In either case, prepare your eyes, for you are about to read something which can only be described as surreal!

It seems that at the Brazil/U.S. Summit this past weekend, Mr. Bush needed a little geographical question answered. The question?

WHERE IS THE AMAZON BASIN?

As I type this preposterous phrase, I'm suddenly at a lost for words. How is it possible that the "leader of the free world", the "most powerful man on earth" as we've all heard before, does not have a clue as to where the world´s largest rainforest and one of the planet´s biggest issues for DECADES is located!!!

Please, this isn´t like searching a map for a little middle-eastern town (to annihilate...) This is a chunk of land several times larger than his home state of Texas!

And this is the man with the I.Q. of 92, with the itchy trigger-finger, with God in his pocket, with the planet´s future in his hands.

God help us.